SKU: DTS

DIVORCE THAT SHIT

Name: DIVORCE THAT SHIT
SKU: DTS
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Well, that wasn't quite how the love story was supposed to go.

Whether it's divorce, separation or a relationship that's spectacularly gone tits up, starting again can be a complicated mix of heartbreak, relief, freedom and a frankly ridiculous amount of paperwork.

Divorce That Shit is a grown-up care package packed with delicious treats, little luxuries, comfort and a cheeky something for rediscovering pleasure on their own terms.

They don't need another person telling them there are plenty more fish in the sea.

They need reminding that they're still the main event.

New chapter, their rules and absolutely no deadline for having it all figured out.

Product versions may be subject to change but will always be top quality and like for like.

OTHERLY SALTED CARAMEL OATM*LK CHOCOLATE
Creamy, plant-based chocolate with salted caramel and a hint of sea salt.
Best enjoyed without discussing solicitors, settlements or whose bloody air fryer it is.

Plant-based chocolate with 43% cacao content made with fine flavour cocoa beans from Colombia and oat powder, OTHERLY Salted Caramel Oatm*lk features decadent well-defined caramel notes with hints of sea salt that intensify the cereal notes of oats perfectly balanced underlined by chocolate-like tones and creamy texture.
MINI BULLET VIBRATOR
Well, hello.
A little something for rediscovering what you like, entirely on your own terms. No pressure, no expectations and absolutely no partner required. (Read the instructions before use.)

This 10-speed bullet vibrator can easily be controlled by the easy to use one button push and go base.

Features:
10 function bullet vibrator
Rounded tip for targeted stimulation
Powerful vibration speeds and patterns
Easy to use
Waterproof
Made from ABS plastic
Requires 1 x AA (not included)
YES STUDIO EYE MASKS
Two little skincare treats and an excellent excuse to lie down, close your eyes and ignore your phone for ten minutes.
The emails can wait.

As part of Upper Canada UK's commitment to bringing the latest trends in beauty and wellness, we present the Yes Studio Eye Mask - 2pk.
Designed to cater to your skincare needs, this product is a definitive addition to your regimen.
As an eye treatment mask, it works diligently to rejuvenate and refresh your eyes.
The pack contains two masks, allowing for consistent use.
These masks are your go-to skincare companions.
SEX ON THE BEACH GUMMIES
Fruity, cocktail-inspired sweets with a cheeky name. Whether your idea of a good time is dating again or staying in with the television remote entirely to yourself, that's your call.

Active ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Gelatine (Pork), Acid (Citric Acid), Flavouring (Peach), Colours (E161b, E120), Glazing Agents (Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Carnauba Wax).

For Allergens, see ingredients
Packed in a facility that also handles Milk, Soya, Wheat, Tree Nuts and Peanuts.

Energy: kJ 1304 / kcal 307
Fat: 0.2g
Fat of which Saturated: 0.2g
Carbohydrates: 70g
Carbohydrates (of which sugars): 50g
Protein: 6.3g
Salt: 0.04g
Dimensions: 9.5 x 3 x 14.5 cm (3.7 x 1.2 x 5.7 in)
Weight: 50 g (1.76 oz)
Storage 12–24 months

SKU: 5060736014028
EAN: 5060736014028
Made in: United Kingdom
YES STUDIO LIP MASKS
A little lip treatment for when you fancy doing something nice for yourself.
No occasion necessary, certainly no permission required.

Introducing the Yes Studio Lip Mask - 2pk from Upper Canada UK. This lip treatment is part of our innovative skincare range, reflecting our commitment to deliver affordable beauty solutions. Experience the difference with our lip mask, designed for your skincare routine.
NIGHT OWL CAFFEINE-FREE TEA
A blend of chamomile, lavender and other botanicals for a quiet cuppa at the end of the day.
Particularly welcome after twelve emails about something nobody wanted to argue about in the first place.

Deliciously soothing herbs and flowers - whole chamomile flowers, lavender, valerian root, lime flowers, rooibos and corn flowers
A carefully balanced blend of natural ingredients, linked to easing stress, promoting sleep and calm
Completely caffeine-free - suitable for low caffeine diets including breastfeeding and menopause
(unfortunately not recommended for pregnancy)
100% organic natural ingredients
100% plastic free, and biodegradable (even the individual wrap is also biodegradable - pop it in your food bin when you've taken the tea bag out!)
Each bag makes 2 cups of tea - leave the bag in if you like a stronger brew
Award winning: Night Owl won Best Maternity Product in the 2019 UK Baby Awards

Each sample pack contains 1 biodegradable pyramid tea bag, enough for 2 cups
PROBABLY FULL OF EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE TOTE
For your keys, snacks, everyday essentials and anything else you happen to be lugging around. We can't do much about the emotional baggage, but at least you've got a bloody good bag.

Product Details
Canvas bag with 38cm (w) X 43cm (h)
63cm canvas tape handles length (stitch-to-stitch)
Locally farmed cotton
Non-toxic inks and dyes, R.E.A.C.H compliant
This product is manufactured in accordance per Bags of Ethics standards and Sustainable Development Goals set by the United Nations Department of Economic and Social Affairs.